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- My (Fake) Husband, Pokota - Chapter 5 -

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    "A GIRL?!" Koma'n yelled, jumping over my couch and bounding over to the dining room. I saw ____ crawl out from under my table and I was about to see Koma'n go talk to her when I felt someone grab my collar and lift me up above the ground.

    "I want answers Pokota, legitimate, reasonable, truthful answers to why a girl is in your house, and I want them now!" 96neko demanded, taking away my attention from ____ and Koma'n to myself. If I didn't, she would kill me. She definitely has the capacity to do that if she wanted to. I hope she doesn't want to kill me.

    "K-Kuro-chan! I-I can explain! But first, p-put me down!" I gasped, trying to make her hands around my collar loosen up so I could breath better. 96neko's eyes narrowed down dangerously but she put me down on the floor and immediately crossed her arms.

    "Fine then, explain." 96neko said. These were the times when I was scared of 96neko, when she was pissed off beyond belief and only tapioca and reason could calm her down. Since I don't have any tapioca in my pantry, I'm going to have to rely on reason.

    "____-chan, that's the girls name by the way, she was engaged to this firefighter guy, and just last night she found out that he was cheating on her with another woman. So since she wanted to get away from him as much as possible, she wanted to stay with me. And so here she is, at my house, and we were just in the middle of breakfast." I explained.

    I didn't expect what happened next from 96neko, or from the rest of the guys from √5. They all turned to stare at ____, who was now leaning against the door frame of the kitchen and was observing quietly, and then most of them ran over to her and engulfed her in a gigantic hug. The only ones who didn't involve themselves into the hugging action was Mi-chan and Dasoku, but they looked as shocked as anyone else.

    "Why didn't you tell me about this sooner?!" 96neko said, hugging ____ as if she was a broken little doll. If 96neko hugged ____ any tighter, she would be a broken doll. From what I can see from afar, it looked like as if ____ was more amused by everyone's sudden mood switch than how tight they were hugging her.

    "Oh you poor girl! Who would want to cheat on you? I wouldn't!" Kettaro said, shaking his head vigorously as he said so. He still had no girlfriend, so I don't think he understood ____'s situation entirely yet. I mean, if you never had a girlfriend, how are you to know how ____'s feeling right now?

    "Of course you wouldn't! You would probably never get a girl like ____-san to want to date you again! That cheater doesn't know what he's missing, okay ____-san? You're better off without him." Koma'n said, patting ____'s back. ____ looked happy to have someone who seemed to care about her situation, and just hugged them back gratefully.

    "She must trust you a lot if she wanted to stay with you , of all people." Mi-chan said, moving over to my side without my noticing. I didn't even know he could move so quietly.

    "If there something wrong with her wanting to stay with me?" I asked as Mi-chan shrugged.

    "You're a man Poko-tan, as much as we like to tease that you're just a woman in a man's body, you're a man. Aren't you thinking of taking advantage of her, now that she's not engaged anymore?" Mi-chan said. I wanted to punch his face right then and there, I wouldn't dare do such a thing to my friend! How could he think I'd do something like to her?!

    "Baka, look at Pokota's face. He's shocked you'd say such a thing to him, isn't that right?  Dasoku said, walking over to join our little conversation. Finally, someone sensible to teach these youngsters a lesson.

    "We're just friends Mi-chan, that's kinda mean how you would think I'd do something like to her! You would do the same if your cat was human and was in the same situation!" I said, pointing at Mi-chan, who nodded his head. Nana-chan is Mi-chan's beloved cat that he found on July 7, and is like his life, for reasons not even I know of.

    "I guess you're right. But what are you going to do with ____-san? She can't stay with you forever, otherwise people will start rumors about you two." Mi-chan said, looking at ____, who was still talking to 96neko, Koma'n and Kettaro.

    "She's going to meet up with her parents and this guy her parents set her up for an arranged marriage, after that, we'll see how things will go on. I told ____-chan that if she doesn't like the guy she's set up with, I'm going to convince her parents that she doesn't need an arranged marriage." I said, retelling my plan of action to Mi-chan and Dasoku.

    "What if her parents still want her to marry the guy she doesn't want to marry? What then?" Dasoku asked. He has been quiet most if the time, he was probably deep in thought about the entire thing. Dasoku was always the one thinking, which was probably why everyone relied on his support so much.

    Oh crap. I haven't thought about that. I was so worried about ____, all plans of what to do afterwards flew out the window. I know, that's kinda stupid of me, but what can I do? When I'm worried about someone, I dedicate my everything to make sure that they're happy.

    "I, I, don't know." I said, shrugging my shoulders.

    "From what I can tell about ____-san's parents, they seem to be the type that never give up. Their daughter tells them that her fiancé cheated on her and they already have a backup plan of putting her in an arranged marriage. So they won't exactly back down just because their daughter doesn't want to marry the man they set her up with." Dasoku said. Meanwhile, Mi-chan and I were practically floored by how much Dasoku's been talking. He doesn't talk much, so he must be in a pretty good mood to say so much.

    "So what you're saying he should do is..." Mi-chan started to say when Dasoku cut him off.

    "You're going to need to have a backup plan for after talking to ____-san's parents if she don't want to marry the guy she doesn't want to be with." Dasoku said calmly when a hand began to shake his shoulder good naturedly.

    "Whoa, you must be in a good mood today Daso-kun! What's this about a backup plan?" Kettaro asked, resting his head on Dasoku's shoulder. I didn't realize that those four (96neko, ____, Kettaro, and Koma'n) were done talking until now. 96neko and ____ were sitting on my couch, listening eagerly while Koma'n was nowhere to be seen. Maybe he's in the bathroom.

    "You don't even know what we're talking about!" I said, trying to avoid the topic. Kettaro laughed, but he didn't budge from his spot from Dasoku's shoulder as he poked Mi-chan's cheek teasingly.

    "Hey, let us in your plan, don't hog it all between yourselves. We wanna know too, isn't that right girls?" Kettaro asked, seeking help from 96neko and ____ on the couch.

    "Yeah! Is it about ____-chan? If it is, we all deserve to know! We're all in this together, right ____-chan?" 96neko said, pumping her fist in the air as ____ nodded.

    "Right! They know about me now, so why not?" ____ said, smiling widely.

    "I was just talking to Pokota about having a backup plan for when ____-san's parents when ____-san refuses the guy she's arranged to marry. Any ideas?" Dasoku asked quietly. Even though it's been some time since Koma'n has been in high school, he couldn't resist raising his hand up high in the air.

    "Ooh, pick me Dasoku-sensei! Pick me! ~" Koma'n said, raising his hand like a high schooler. He just came back to hear what Dasoku has just said, and he wanted to make a grand entrance into the conversation.

    "Dasoku-sensei...?" Kettaro repeated, before he burst into laughter at his friend's childishness. But Dasoku didn't seem to mind his new honorific and pointed a finger at Koma'n's direction. That was all Koma'n need to go into detail about his plan he just came up on the spot.

    "Why don't Poko-tan become ____-chan's fake husband? The very reason why ____-chan's put her in an arranged marriage is so she can be married, right? So why don't we just set her up with Poko-tan?" Koma'n said.
I don't own Pokota, he owns himself~

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